When the tree falls…

When the tree falls…does it make a sound? I assure you, it does make a sound. And it sounds a whole lot like bones breaking, branches snapping, and voices wailing. At least that’s how it sounded to me, anyway, after my 5-year old fell out of a tree, broke her femur and wrist, went into surgery,…

What’s at the bottom of YOUR kombucha bottle?

Recently a friend of mine told me that before she knew me she thought I was “too crunchy” to befriend. “Me? Crunchy?” I said to her. “I wear shoes and deodorant and don’t use Tom’s toothpaste.” “But you drink kombucha, right?” She had me there. But who wouldn’t?! It’s carbonated, full of probiotics, and is…

Swimsuit shopping with a post-baby bod

Every time I go swimsuit shopping I swear Bill Withers sings, “Aint No Sunshine when she’s gone“, in my dressing room. And by “gone”, he’s talking about my pre-baby body. (Don’t be smilin’ Bill. You’ve never had diastasis recti.) For real. I don’t even know why I go swimsuit shopping anymore. I should just wear a…

Motherhood is a 1908 Victorian

A mom is born overnight, while motherhood is a process. Motherhood doesn’t come with a set of prefab instructions like a Lego house, nor does it come with happy little Lego heads with perfectly coiffed hair. No. Motherhood is more like a 1908 Victorian: it’s character and charm are built on solid ground that’s established…

Why I haven’t Showered in 7 Years

Ok. That’s not entirely true. Obviously I’ve showered in 7 years, but since having kids? Showering has taken on a whole new meaning. Before children I used to get ready for work every morning with a nice hot shower that casually woke me up and helped me start my day. Oh good morning, steam and soap….

Mom Brain: you’re not alone

The first time I went to the grocery store and bagged all of my groceries but didn’t have my wallet I was shocked. How could this happen?! I exclaimed to the cashier, rubbing my pregnant belly and exasperating that I had NEVER done this before. (Bless her for being gracious and telling me “this happens all the…

The Physics of Life

There is a time when your little one needs you for everything. They cry and you attend to their need. They stumble and you scoop them up and fix their pain. Their joy, sorrow, fear, worry, and anger is all yours because they are an over-extension of you! And then all of a sudden…….they’re not….

It’s just a couch!

I woke up the day after Thanksgiving like someone was sitting on my chest. I felt heavy and burdened. Sure, it was probably the turkey and carb-overload, but regardless I was in a funk, and SUPER mad about it too because we were getting our tree that day! (The best day of the year for…