That one time I locked my baby in the car

The scene I am about to share with you is so ridiculous it needs its own blog post. I have no other purpose for writing it other than to make YOU feel like a better parent. Because really, who locks their baby in the car?!?! The day was gorgeous. It was the kind of summer day…

The Quiet Hat

I like to talk. So not surprisingly, I’m currently raising three very opinionated little girls who talk constantly! And my poor husband, the introvert that he is, can’t quite escape the chatter. Ever. Until we discovered the “Quiet Hat”. The #QuietHat was given to me on Paddy’s Day 2012, but because of its offensive size and ridiculousness, it never made it…

Potty Train your child in just 66 Days!

You mean I can wait for over two months to have my child successfully pee on the potty!? Said no parent EVER. We don’t want to wait 66 days to train our children to use the toilet effectively…or sleep through the night…or stop hitting a brother. We want immediate results! We live in the United States of America…